Indictments? No Worries

DT:

It makes no sense to me at all.

It's really stupefying.

Why don't more Americans

Believe me when I'm lying?

 

I have had SO much practice.

It's SUCH a cinch to do.

After telling fibs, I start

Believing they are true.

 

My fans, of course, have no trouble.

They will not deceive me.

I could say the earth is flat,

And they all would believe me.

 

Republican opponents are scared

Because I'm in control.

I'm ahead of all of them

In poll after poll.

 

I have no fear of all of these

Indictments. They're baloney!

If prosecutors say that they

Have evidence, it's phony.

 

Me a co-conspirator?

Well, now that depends.

I prefer to say that it

Is friends helping friends.

 

That sexual misconduct crap--

That's another gripe.

I wouldn't touch those women, for

They're clearly not my type!

 

I lie and say that Democrats

Like an open border

And socialism. Thus, I cause

Chaos and disorder.

 

Oath Keepers, Qanon,

And Proud Boys are my fans.

I can count on them to help me

Carry out my plans.

 

Even if I am convicted,

That would be okay

Because I know my fans would still

Send their votes my way.

 

If I continue to muddy the waters,

I'll be sitting pretty,

For I'll turn people against the system.

Aw, what a pity!

 

I laugh when people talk about

Accountability,

For don't they know that all those rules

Do not apply to me?

 

I'll have to play the religion card

To bring in millions again.

Here's my plea: "O Praise the Lord

And send those checks! Amen!"

 

-by Bob B (8-4-23)