Three Stooges

(Governor Greg Abbott of Texas)

 

Greg Abbott is on a roll.

The man just couldn't wait until

He signed into law the nation's most

Restrictive anti-abortion bill.

 

When asked about abortions and rape,

Abbott's answer was pompous and smug.

We will eliminate rape, he said.

What does he have? A wonder drug?

 

He also signed a bill into law

That demonstrates a recent obsession.

He calls it a voter integrity law--

A euphemism for voter suppression.

 

(Senator Ted Cruz "Antoinette" of Texas)

 

Regarding COVID unemployment

Benefits, Cruz spoke to the mobs.

If people are struggling to make ends meet,

Well, he said, let them get jobs.

 

Easy to say for a man whose pay

Is 174,000 a year--

In dollars, that is--and whose manner

Is unempathetic and cavalier.

 

(Larry Elder, candidate for governor of CA)

 

Talk show nitwit Larry Elder,

Is recently pushing Trump's Big Lie.

He says if he loses the recall election,

Then voter fraud is the reason why.

 

…

 

Just imagine: these three stooges

Have or seek high positions.

What a shame that we are stuck

With such moronic politicians!

 

-by Bob B (9-8-21)