Ready for Your Injection?

Where can I get my remedy

For COVID-19 today?

The president said he knows how he

Can make it go away.

 

He said it's very simple, for it

Merely involves an injectant--

Just inject into your veins

A household disinfectant!

 

Let me see: what would be better--

Lysol, Purell, or bleach?

Or maybe he would recommend

Getting a shot of each.

 

And then he offered another idea:

What might expedite

The death of the virus is bathing ourselves

In ultraviolet light!

 

For the longest time he pushed

A drug and strongly suggested

That it be made available,

Although it hadn't been tested.

 

His other strategy has been

To fire or demote

Those who don't agree with him.

Scientists take note.

 

What a guy! What a leader

To get us through this mess!

Where he gets his bizarre notions

Is anybody's guess.

 

By the way, he failed to mention

That Lysol injections do

Ultimately kill the virus

BECAUSE THEY KILL YOU, TOO!

 

-by Bob B (4-25-20)