Bootlicker Barr (Part II)

AG Barr's attempt to spin

Conspiracy theories is wearing thin.

He wants to prove the Russia probe's a sham.

Investigations come up short.

They can't debunk the Mueller Report.

But Barr doesn't give a tinker's damn.

 

That's the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

The AG cannot rest, you see,

Until the lackey shows that he

Has a subject he can't fail to broach.

Even though his plan has holes

And serves his partisan political goals,

He insists that Trump's above reproach.

 

The president has a shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

It's sad he's such a sorry cuss.

The AG should be working for us;

The president's personal lawyer he is NOT.

But Trump thinks Barr will save his hide.

So what if neither one has pride.

Barr will be his shining Lancelot.

 

That's the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

Many of us remain nonplussed

At how the AG has no trust

For DOJ employees who work hard.

Instead, he thinks a "deep state" scheme--

A myth he's peddling to the extreme--

Is real and so he has to be on guard.

 

That's the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

Rejecting Congressional oversight,

Barr has taken on the fight

To cover up the president's transgressions.

Barr puts AG Sessions to shame.

Though both have played the president's game,

Barr is ten times worse than AG Sessions.

 

That's the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

-by Bob B (12-6-19)

 

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(Original poem: Part I)

 

BOOTLICKER BARR

 

The president appointed a man

To help support his nefarious plan--

Something that's so common in these times.

The man became the president's pal

And pushed a bogus rationale

To try to cover up his boss's crimes.

 

The president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

An office that should really be

An independent agency

Is one that we call the D-O-J.

But since the president's henchman's there,

The agency's the worse for wear

And grows less independent every day.

 

Thanks to our leader's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

To bolster a right-wing conspiracy theory,

Barr has started a new inquiry

To investigate the Russia investigation.

Of course, he knows he'll get Fox News

To help support his spurious views

For it’s a peddler of misinformation.

 

To help the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

To try to prove that the Mueller probe

Was a crime, he roams the globe

To find someone to help him prove his case.

He merely shows that he's got gall

And NO integrity at all.

How can he look us in the face?

 

The president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

What a stunt--a big distraction,

A sly and furtive counteraction--

As they try to manufacture dirt.

Distractions from impeachment chatter

Is for them an easy matter.

To them it doesn't matter whom they hurt.

 

Watch the president's shining star:

The man known as Bootlicker Barr.

 

-by Bob B (10-25-19)