Don't Forget Your Gun!

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Don’t forget

Your gun, boys,

Don’t forget your gun!

Heed the call,

To hell with ‘em all;

Look out for number one.

It’s your Second

Amendment right;

Don’t let it be undone.

Don’t forget

Your gun, no,

Don’t forget your gun!

 

I’m off to church.

Where’s my rifle?

Oh, there’s my trusty friend.

You never know

When it might come in

Handy in the end.

Since the Devil is

Everywhere,

Just as a rule of thumb:

A few shots

And that b*****d

Will be blown to kingdom come!

 

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I love it now

That I can take

My firearms to my school.

What a rush

I get when I

Apply the golden rule:

Unto others

Do what basically

You’d like others to do.

Just remember:

Shoot before

They take a shot at you!

 

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Don’t forget

To take your rifle

With you to the bar.

No need to leave it

Hanging proudly

In your truck or car.

You never know

How many outlaws

You will find in there.

After a few

Glasses of beer,

They haven’t got a prayer!

 

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What a blast

To take my gun

Into a fast food joint!

When I do

I have to say

My actions make a point.

I can watch

As people turn

Away from me and cower.

It makes me feel

Like such a man!

It gives me so much power!

 

So...

Don’t forget

Your gun, boys,

Don’t forget your gun!

Heed the call,

To hell with ‘em all;

Look out for number one.

It’s your Second

Amendment right.

Plus, it’s so much fun!

Don’t forget

Your gun, no,

Don’t forget your gun!

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