weird old men

A Story by taylor keller

this story i thought of when i was camping and people were laughing and funny things old men do so this is about weird old men who ask stupid jokes!!! part 1.

"Hey Ryan" "huh?" "how much does a polar bear weigh?" ron asked. "turn your hearing ade on" "hold on" " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "ughh 1 pound." "close but no umm it was..... what was the answer um ohh yah enough to break the ice! ha 'cough cough' " "oh hahaha 'cough choke cough' " ryan laughed.

"ryan!" brent yelled. "what?" "knock knock." who's there." "boo" "wait i heard someone knock." " no say boo who" " boo who?" "it was just a joke, i didn't mean to make you cry." " 'cough' well that was stupid,i didn't cry and i really did here someone knock." " no ryan the joke was that you... oh nevermind." "okay fine" "hello? ryan i've been knocking are you in there well it's time for you medication." " see 'cough' i tod you i heard a knock 'cough' brent! ha 'cough' "

"hey uhh brent i got a joke." "okay go ahead ron." " why did the chicken cross the road?" " uhh i dont know because it had to go pee?" " no very very close, to get to the other side haha 'cough cough' " crickets singing with their wing things. "uh okay?" "it's hilarious right?" "um ha yah sure."

"ugh whats your name?" rick pointed to brent. " um me um brent." " okay hey brent knock knock" " who's there?" "banana" "banana who?" asked brent. " knock knock." "wait you already said that." "well just keep goin it's part of the joke." rick yelled but came out as a whisper. "uh whos there?" " banana " "ugh banana who?" " knock knock" "grr whos there?" " orange" " finally something different orange who 'cough cough' " " orangey glad i didn't say banana!" " hahaha" coughing they both laughed. "i have a friend and orange named banana and orange." brent said with a straight face. "wow okay" they continued laughing.