S***s and Gigs

Well she came over in a trench coat
Had on nylons that went thigh-high
Her heels must have been six inches
And a slit revealed her inner thigh

She stood there in the door way
Said "Darling, do you know who I am?"
"I'm the girl you met at Victoria's."
And she crumpled my address in her hand

Now, being a man, I was happy
I thought God had answered my prayer
Damn, such a sexy woman
But, for what was to come, I wasn't prepared

She walked over to me
And said "Sugar, relax your mind."
Then she put her heel up on my leg
And rolled the nylons down her thigh

She began to slowly undress me
I chucked my clothes every which way
Finally I was naked
"Baby, today's your lucky day."

She let her hair unravel
From the bun placed on top of her head
She kissed my neck then bit it
"Take me to your bed."

I showed her to the bedroom
She said "This should suffice."
She pushed me down and handcuffed me
"You've got a lot of stuff that's nice."

She proceeded to gather items
I thought she was doing it for a laugh
Until another man walked in
My head was the same size as his calf

She said "Come on babe, let's hurry,
Grab everything you can"
They both looked at me then staring laughing
"Oh, what an unfortunate man."

She tied my waste to the bed frame
Then took the watch right off of my arm
"This must've been expensive"
Then she pulled the fire alarm

I was stuck to my bed naked
I yelled out and tried to get free
But it was completely helpless
The firefighters were going to find me

I was so humiliated
They laughed and gathered around
They watched me run through my apartment
Until my clothes I found

I'll never forget that woman
I didn't even get her name
Regardless of if she robbed me
She was one sexy dame

Reviews

[Rob Santana]

LMFAO!!! Nicely done. Big dummie, he wasn't the sharpest knife in drawer was he, haha. The power of the @#&&%. Who am I kidding, it's made me do things I wouldn't normally do, haha.