55 Ways to Prevent Boredom in Class

Wrote this one day, hope it makes you giggle.

 

1. Say the answer is three; even if there is no question

2. Tell someone quiet to shut up

3. Take a nap on the floor because the desk isn't comfy enough

4. Yell out 'Marco' and see who answers 'Polo'

5. Answer a question by saying, "I will never tell."

6. Introduce an imaginary friend

7. Yell out "STOP, DROP and ROLL!" Then enact it.

8. Whisper to your imaginary friend

9. Say the voices are talking to you again

10. Make a petition against petitions

11. Have a staring competition with the tissue box

12. When everyone's quiet whisper; "They're coming."

13. Scream your imaginary friend committed suicide

14. Tell the class they will die in seven days

15. Sniffle uncontrollably

16. Start laughing hysterically

17. When the teacher calls on you meow

18. Moo randomly during a test

19. Talk like a robot

20. Poke someone

21. Do the wave

22. Poke someone again

23. Ask someone to marry you

24. Put an 'Out to lunch' sign on someone's desk

25. Dig an escape tunnel

26. Hold a funeral for your suicidal, imaginary friend

27. Burst out in nursery rhymes

28. Have a paper eating contest

29. Text the person sitting beside you

30. Have a sword fight with your pens

31. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic powers to cheat from you

32. Drop your pen and when someone picks it up, accuse of stealing

33. Act like you're in the army and salute each teacher

34. Start whimpering and when someone asks what's wrong, reply; "The voices"

35. Play Rock, Paper, Scissors with yourself

36. Pretend your ruler is a lightsabor

37. Play the air guitar

38. Eat your desk

39. Sing the SpongeBob Square Pants theme song and see if others join in

40. Have a snowball fight with balls of paper

41. Play Angry Birds on your iPod

42. Announce your devoted love towards Barney the dinosaur

43. Practice your ninja skills

44. Challenge someone to a dance competition

45. Yell at someone you dislike, "No I will not give you the answer to number seven!"

46. Bring in a walkie talkie and pretend to be on a mission

47. Mutter about when the world will end

48. Meditate and hum louder the more irritated people become

49. After every question ask; "Would you like fries with that?"

50. Hold your finger an inch away from someone and smirk, "I'm not touching you."

51. Insist your mother is part dog

52. Try to act like the opposite gender

53. Play beats on your stomach

54. Request permission to skip class

55. Reread this over and over again, Enjoy ;D

Author's Note

A list of how to prevent boredom in class. Just created it for fun.
(DO NOT try these in class)
Enjoy.

Reviews

[Lily Legrand]

haha :D

[Persephone]

Love the list! Too funny! I will definitely be putting an "out to lunch" sign on someone's desk haha! Very clever writing!

[Taylor Ann]

Thank you :) Glad you enjoyed it.

[Dr. Wood ?]

Of course, you tested all of these when you were at school...I have written them down for use in my next life...thanks

[Taylor Ann]

I haven't, but some kids in my school decided it was 'smart' to try these. Advice: don't. It's just for a laugh, not to be taken literally.

[Dr. Wood ?]

I too have worked with kids in school and I understand...Great list though, not easy to compile with such variety...It cheered ME up anyway

[Taylor Ann]

I'm glad it did :)

[Dr. Wood ?]

a quarter past midnight here...I think I'll play a little Angry Birds then turn in