MIDDLE AGED MAN

PART OF NEVER BEING TOO OLD

Age is just a number,(Until you hit that wall).


You are a middle-aged man. Fooling yourself again.
You've already wasted so much time,
and you're so much closer to the end.

You are a middle-aged man.
What have you achieved?
Did you graduate from college?
High school-At least a G.E.D??

You are a middle-aged man.
Without a career?
Making a buck above minimum?

If that's the case I guess it'll be a while
before you put down on that condominium.

Your a middle-aged man, Have you found a wife?
Excuse me for bending an ear, but I don't think I heard that right.

You are a middle-aged man, did I just hear you say-
you don't have a wife, you're totally gay?

Act your age.

Your a middle-aged man now cut the jokes.
Your nobodies hottie, and for a sugar daddy
you're just too damn broke.

You'll never find love on that team, at your age.
Find a middle aged female, and enjoy your final days.

You are a middle age man.
Resiting the dialogue of a SpongeBob cartoon?
Headbanging to the music of Korn?
In the karaoke bar, I saw you playing air-guitar.

You are a middle-aged man.
That's abnormal behavior.
Your hair is too long, and all you wear are jeans.
Anyone else would of giving up on those ridiculous dreams.

But

Your one middle-aged man.
Convinced that age doesn't mean a thing...