I Love him cos I am DRUNK

It's the feeling that you get when you've had way too much to drink and you think that you're in love, but the truth is... It's just the liquor talking.

As every shite gyrates around me,

And heat is apparent in my plump cheeks

White sitting do no good to me,

As I get up I wobble on my knees.

 

If you look at me intently

Three names are written all over my face:

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker;

My mind says blame it on those names,

But to hell with blaming if I’m enjoying.

 

I know I hate who I am with;

As much as I abhor his huge forehead,

And his oily reddish face

That peeved me when he gapes;

But this jiffy tells me with my blurred sight

That I’m in love with this man only because I’m effing drunk!

Reviews

[marc binard]

Been there.
Written in the moment or the next am?
Brutally honest and funny.
Love it !
Salamat Po.

[tattooedmoon]

It was written the next morning :)
Thank you so much. I appreciate your review.

[Quill]

i can't say i know the feeling, but it amuses me, nicely written

[tattooedmoon]

Thank you. I appreciate it.