My Thanksgiving

My Thanksgiving

A Poem by terry smith

So...a chef with no one to cook for...
looks like I will be having Thanksgiving...
at the bar...

      the menu

..Wild Turkey...in a tumbler,

Gray Goose for my starch...

.sour mash Whiskey for a veggie.

....cranberry juice...
so I don't get a U.T.I...
...
a nice dark beer for my bread.....
 
...and who know...
the bartenders not bad looking in this light

maybe a little holiday stuffing too

© 2015 terry smith


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clever :) Throws you a turkey. When you get it cooked let me know and I'll be right over :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


terry smith

9 Years Ago

hahahaha...oowwwcchhhh on my pinkey toe...damn that thing is frozen lolol
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-- i live in near-isolation... -- some days i miss people... and some days i'm glad they're not breathing down my neck... :p -- you'll meet someone fabulous in the new year... my heart says so... :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Terri, this Thanksgiving you can have my cream pie!
Muuuuuaagh baby. Never alone, with Jen knockin on your draws! N pulling em down to take a peek. Thankful for you my darling.

All my love
Jennifer

Posted 9 Years Ago


Calamityofgin

9 Years Ago

I didn't think this was much fun, well done and clever yes, but not funny. And by yourself, but not .. read more
Haha Aww . I hope you'll have a fantastic Thanksgiving and be safe too!
It was a fun read.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Bon App'etit ! at least you will be having your veggies...lol Love it!!
Hope you have a safe & wonderful Holiday terry, cheers my friend.
maria

Posted 9 Years Ago


terry smith

9 Years Ago

you 2 have a great holiday!!:)
maria  ( rose)

9 Years Ago

Thank You !!:)

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