Opening Lines

this is supposed to be funny so don't take offence...

  Can I buy you.....a house 'cause we are going to need someplace to raise our kids.

  I haven't lost my virginity....just misplaced it, could you help me look?

  (She licks her straw)...I say "what are you doing for the rest of your life?"

  "Hi" can I ask your opinion about something?

 and if all else fails smile and if she smiles back ..who knows.