Stories the Times never printed

...this will be an ongoing piece

     You tell them that the whole "Salem" thing is a joke!

 We have never even been to that town...

.now the Chicago thing,

 yeah that was us.

..Mrs.O'leary's cow....

you bought that story.

                         The witches.

Who's under third Jimmy Hoffa that's who,

                                 you almost made it home you rat b*****d.

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Reviews

[B]

i am lost
what is going
what '
what
what is the rat doing here

[terry smith]

lololol.........