Hydromancy

I went to a fortune teller

that predicted the future

by reading water

when I asked her

about my love life

she put some ice into a glass

drowned it in scotch

and in one quick motion

emptied it

then pushed the glass

across the table to me

I guess I had my answer.

Reviews

[.]

-- this is why i never go to fortune tellers... all of them are liars... :p

[terry smith]

hahahahaha:)

[Seanalee La Vonne]

I actually enjoyed this haha

[terry smith]

did that surprise you? jk...thanks for reading:)

[Seanalee La Vonne]

No No, not at all! I just started on here and a lot of the things I have read have been terrible! Maybe I just have the worst luck picking which ones to read but this was actually really good! Now I hope someone comes across mine and actually reviews the dang thing haha

[terry smith]

just did:)

[Seanalee La Vonne]

Thank you! haha

[B]

What was that
i am sorry i fell asleep lol

water scotch
what
what lol

[terry smith]

lololololol:D

[terry smith]

hop scotch on an iceburge

[B]

what
where
who
what what
i was drooling sorry
i slept on top of your poem lol

[B]

iceberg lettuce

[terry smith]

here Is a pillow ( pillow)

[terry smith]

lettuce pray the iceberg isn't too cold :)

[B]

what is your IQ exactly
you swung it the other direction it just bounced back into your face
oh my
ehem
someone is a genius here
lol

[terry smith]

guess my IQ....

[B]

oh my
do you call that a joke
lameeeeeeeeeeeeee
what
who
who said that lol

[B]

you must have an IQ of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lame and boring so negative 50

[terry smith]

close:)...........................

[B]

oh my
come on
hold yourself together
you are supposed to say heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll no

[terry smith]

I never do what i am supposed to....you were talking about Itchy Quilts right?

[B]

lol
i hate itchy stuff

[terry smith]

guess I better send back that wool record I got you for christmas...all the best itchy songs to make your skin crawl :) lololol

[B]

lol
i do not like wool
i get blotches of red skin
like chicken pox