Services Rendered

A bill in the mail

Just arrived

Pay for services rendered

I question, why,

You did nothing for me

Took a look at my concerns

Sent me home with a diagnosis

See your general practitioner

On the following day of the week,

So why I do not pay, you ask

Because you did nothing

As I'm sure you've treated others

And so services rendered

From me to you

You can take this bill and shove it up your a*s.

Author's Note

Just a bit of humor. Hope I didn't offend. But how many of you would like to do this? LOL Seriously though, I do pay my bills.

Reviews

[Becca Bishop]

Hilarious!!!! I'm not paying the bills quite yet (thanks, Mom and Dad) but I'm sure this is the kind've stuff I'll be wanting to do in a few years....thanks for giving me something to put on my bucket list!!! Doctors...you better watch out... >:) mwahahahahah!!!!!

[Tarry Franck]

Hilarious :)

[quinfinn]

when i get something marked "bill" i just walk it across the street to Bill's house. no more problem! good write!!!

[Tarry Franck]

lol Too funny :)))

[luviva]

lollest!! fiunny

[Lover Of Words]

Lol this one is funny!!

[Tarry Franck]

Glad you like it - I needed the humor

[Lover Of Words]

I am glad too see the humor