Services Rendered

A bill in the mail

Just arrived

Pay for services rendered

I question, why,

You did nothing for me

Took a look at my concerns

Sent me home with a diagnosis

See your general practitioner

On the following day of the week,

So why I do not pay, you ask

Because you did nothing

As I'm sure you've treated others

And so services rendered

From me to you

You can take this bill and shove it up your a*s.

Author's Note

Just a bit of humor. Hope I didn't offend. But how many of you would like to do this? LOL Seriously though, I do pay my bills.

Reviews

[Becca Bishop]

Hilarious!!!! I'm not paying the bills quite yet (thanks, Mom and Dad) but I'm sure this is the kind've stuff I'll be wanting to do in a few years....thanks for giving me something to put on my bucket list!!! Doctors...you better watch out... >:) mwahahahahah!!!!!

[Tarry Franck]

Hilarious :)

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, good one, you know how many times I've wanted to say exactly that?!

[Tarry Franck]

Glad you got a chuckle :)

[Frieda P]

Nothing is funnier than these real life struggles, gotta have a sense of humor about it eh? :)

[Tarry Franck]

Of course we do or we would all go mad LOL

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Ha! Tarry, you are so funny........reminds me of some of the things my father said about some of the dr bills he has received from being in the hospital 3 times this past summer. What did they do for me he asks? LOL, awesome

[Tarry Franck]

Glad you liked it :)

[Coyote Poetry]

I understand the feeling of this poem. Sometime I want to tell the bill collectors to kiss me where the sun don't shine. I like the ending to the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Tarry Franck]

Thank you

[A Soap Mess Stories]

Nice change from what I've read in your writing...was very funny...good job....

[Tarry Franck]

Thank you

[Damien Davison]

Haha, I loved the ending there, haha... Great job!

[Tarry Franck]

Thank you! I knew you would get a kick out of it :))))

[DrD]

I know the feeling. You need to be on time but you can wait for the doctor and then he does nothing but recommend the things you knew to do anyway. When you get the bill you understand why they wear a mask when they operate.

[Tarry Franck]

Oh DrD that's a good one - Really needed the chuckle...thank you :))))

[luviva]

just true!! they do nothing but they cant forget to ask for their pay..

[Tarry Franck]

Thanks

[David Scott]

Love it! Ha. Bills are ok but we get hit with a lot that does nothing in return.
Be well.

[Tarry Franck]

Thank you

[C.C. Marx]

I laugh to myself because yesterday my brother was at the doctors and the doctor did absolutely nothing for the 40min he was there and my mother goes "you made me sit here for 40 min and you expect me to pay the bill when you did nothing. Why am I paying u?" This poem was a reminder

[Tarry Franck]

Oh that's hilarious :)))