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Because zippers cruelly pinch the skin I use velcro for my fastening. Those hooks are much too small To puncture me at all, Twi..

Though shaving with soap is very cheap The cuts can also run quite deep. Be careful round the lips. Or gout in scarlet drips. ..

Though thimbles are rigid and heavy and tight Getting gouged by pins is no delight. A finger jabbed enough Gets calloused, horned, ..

In anti-intruder apprenticeships The tiniest tiny canines yips At any passing tread Because it’s def con red. A zombie will ..

Too nimble for sluggards to swat Flies will gambol when it gets hot. Don’t bother to flap. You’re too slow to slap ..

All gargoyles scowl. What is the matter? These faces will not make things better. But gargoyles always scowl Because their haunches h..

When things go wrong I like to whine. Complaining’s free and feels so fine. So when I do find fault, It’s moaning I ex..

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