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In anti-intruder apprenticeships The tiniest tiny canines yips At any passing tread Because it’s def con red. A zombie will ..

Too nimble for sluggards to swat Flies will gambol when it gets hot. Don’t bother to flap. You’re too slow to slap ..

All gargoyles scowl. What is the matter? These faces will not make things better. But gargoyles always scowl Because their haunches h..

When things go wrong I like to whine. Complaining’s free and feels so fine. So when I do find fault, It’s moaning I ex..

Because even a long summer day Isn’t long enough to harvest hay. We modern folk must lose A lovely hour to snooze Or botch..

Because winter days aren’t short enough To bruise our moods, already rough, We make them shorter still And by our own free will. ..

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