Your Well Hidden Ignorance

Of course I need a bag! Make it a double!

If you think you're getting ONE you're headed for trouble.

Why even ask? I always need a bag?
We're in an enviornmental crisis you ignorant f*g.

 

You make me so mad, I could kill you right here,

Lucky for you my manager's near.

If it wasn't for her I'd slap you in the face,

In attempt at knocking into you some enviornmental grace.

 

Don't be so blind and so damn dumb,

Plastic bag opening is hard on our thumbs.

Buy a reuseable, and save us some trees,

Bring it every visit if you please.

 

Continue using plastic and I'll be over the edge,

I'll chop your head off, sit it on my ledge.

You may think I'm crazy, and you're probably right,

I better be giving you a god awful fright.

 

You know what's right, so do your part,

It takes everyone to get a good start.

So stop bagging in plastic to calm me right down,

Or I'll see you in hell.  We're both going down.

Reviews

[Ale Blevins]

Haha thisis funny but true nice write

[Amy]

AHAHAHHA
Oh Jeff.
Enough with CT!
write about better things =p
but once again, this made me laugh!
I know exactly what you're going through!

[Galldora King]

It seems to me that you like me are very protective of the enviroment.Your peom was funny as well as informative.I liked it very much.It has rhymes and also a taste of wanting revenge.