Heard a heavy knock on the door last night
Opened it in my dream
There stood me in a ghostly light
So scared I couldn't scream
"I'm leaving you" said the ghostly me
"you are boring me to death"
"It's been so long since I've been free
can't even feel my breath"
Now I was never one to shy away
from shying away from things
So I buried my head in quiet dismay
lets see what the morning brings
If you see my reflection and my ghost
and they're dancin' in the haze
Wont you please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways
please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways
By the light of day, I can safely say
everything seemed fine
Must have been beer, or some stinky cheese
that played tricks with my mind
I had me a shower to start my day
and make things a little clearer
What can I say, to my dismay
there was nothing in the mirror
I looked at the front, I looked behind
my reflection, it had left
"Am I really that boring" I thought to myself
or had there been a theft.
If you see my reflection and my ghost
and they're dancin' in the haze
Wont you please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways
please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways
I put up some posters and Craigslist ads
Sayin' "Have any of you seen me?"
Got some marriage proposals, someone stole my bike
Some cops gave the third degree
They sent me away for a psych eval
they peered into my brain
They didn't find much, they rolled their eyes
"No need to detain"
Sittin' at home, my reflection and my ghost
well they're still out runnin' free
I really hope that the next time they leave
They'll think about takin' me
If you see my reflection and my ghost
and they're dancin' in the haze
Wont you please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways
please oh please just send them home
I'm ready to change my ways