Friday Night at Smokin' Joes

More cranial silliness

I was out one night a drinkin'

and I was just a thinkin'

I should find myself a lovely little filly

too many shooters at the bar

and some honkytonk guitar

The booze was making me act pretty silly

I saw her give me a glance

so I asked her to dance

She said yes as she giggled at me shrilly

The music got real low

we was dancin' real slow

and she told me that her name was Little Lilly

Well I was a bit befuddled 

by this girl that I now cuddled

And I really didn't want to burst this bubble

so i went in for a kiss

figuring there's no way i can miss

Lookin' dapper with my three day handsome stubble

Well I thought it was a win

I was kissing twins!

but it turned out i was seeing double

she slapped me once or twice

emptied her drink full of ice

on my head and told me I'm in trouble

Lookin' back on that night

I wasn't really actin' right

Maybe she was someone I really shouldn't of kissed

'cause wouldn't you know

Little Lilly had a beau

and he was about to introduce me to his fist

Now I'd normally stand my ground

but i knew that he could pound me 

cause man he was lookin' really pissed!

I pointed at a foreigner

said "Aint that Jesus in the corner?"

and was out the door before I could be missed

Not my proudest moment

running from an opponent

but I'm still around to tell you all this tale

Now you may not be buyin'

this story, but I aint lyin'

Who would make up such a dumbass epic fail?