CSI (I wanna be a corpse)

Just havin' a goofy time

I want to be a corpse on CSI

People think I'm kinda weird, can't quite imagine why

I could lie around all day, pretending that I died

I could do it while I'm drunk, I could do it while I'm fried

They could make me play the part of a weird dead electrician

They'd put me in an alley in some weird painful position

Get examined by an actor who plays a smart physician

and have all of my bits handled by some gorgeous blond clinician

I'd love to make my money lyin' round all day

If you're gonna be that lazy, better make it pay

If you're good at doin' nothing, then this is the way

I'd like to play a stiff until I'm old and grey

You too could be a corpse on CSI

Just lie down on the floor and give it a try

You'll find it quite relaxing,  staring up at the sky

and you thought only politicians get paid to lie

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

I really detest poets that put 'funny' in their tags - especially when their writing is not in the least bit funny !! But thankfully that is not the case here.
I love the idea of someone wanting to be a famous cadaver via CSI.
Nice satire in the mix too.
xD

[Misterr Remeat]

Thanks! I have always wondered about the folks that play the dead on csi. What do they get paid?

[Tony Jordan]

I've no idea. I did read that the extras in Planet of the Apes go paid peanutz.
;P

[Tony Jordan]

*got not go