Insincere Apology...?

Another "for class thing"

This is just to say...

I killed your gerbil...

Yeah...

Sorry about that...

He had it coming though,

Annoying little furball,

Judging me, while gnawing his little feed pellets.

 

And this is just to say,

That I know I broke your heart,

Like a glass thrown at a fireplace mantel,

It SHATTERED,

But you HAVE to forgive,

You see,

I was only returning the favor,

 

AND this is just to say that,

You motorcycle no longer has gas,

Or is in the parking garage at your work for that matter,

Your bat the was signed by all the Yankees,

Yeah, that broke,

As is the front window,

And your girlfriend kinda hates baseball now,

I would too if I got beaten to death with a baseball ba-..er...

 

So...

Yeah...

Sorry...

 

I guess...

Author's Note

:D