Damn Computers

You know what?

I give up! You win.

YOU obviously don’t care about me

Or my opinions

You’re constantly falling asleep

while I’m trying to talk to you and

It’s like you take note of everything I say

And then delete it!

I really just can’t take this anymore

The blank stares

The late night crashes

And now you’re telling me you’ve

Got a disease! A Virus!

You are so irresponsible!

I don’t even know why I’m with you

There are so many others who

Are younger, faster, and honestly

better looking

And I know we’ve been together

for a while now but you’ve gotten

old and stiff.

To be honest, you’re just slowing me down.

I can feel you getting hot and bothered

When you’re on my lap

But if I try anything you just freeze

You know what?

I think I’m gonna get an upgrade