AdviceA Poem by SaranyaI was supposed to write a poem with an "authoritative tone" for class. It was 2am and I got this.Hey! You forgot to feed me today. How could you do that to me? Yeah I know you had a date. But I have something even more important: A f*****g stomach! And so, while you were out with her, whose twiggy legs look like the stupid bones I choke on when I eat your fish sandwiches, I was stuck staring into the dark silvery depths of my food bowl. And for what? I bet you don’t even remember what her face looks like. Well…. Do you remember Mike? You know, the one two doors down with the hairy caterpillar on his face who thinks that it’s okay to mow the lawn in a speedo? Yeah. He’s banging her. Don’t ask me how I know. News travels fast man. And you sure know how to pick ‘em This is what happens when you ditch your best buddy, your pal, your friendly local stud with lush golden tresses and a killer body who is all smiles whenever you come home (and believe me, smiling is hard when your lips hang off the sides of your face) for one of those clown-faced glittery creatures whose hairless appendages I have absolutely no interest in seeing (I have an excuse to be naked all the time). Especially one who ditches you for the neighbor who mows his lawn in a f*****g speedo. Maybe next time, if you feed me, I’ll be kind enough to write it out for you with my kibble treats And if you don’t take my advice I’ll pee in the next one’s stilettos © 2013 Saranya |
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Added on September 22, 2013 Last Updated on September 22, 2013 Author |