Bang Girls

A story written by 11 year old me March 2020

DIARY

Hello. It’s Emily Elizabeth Bang, and I’m the biggest in the Bang Girls. I’m very proud of that.

Hi. I’m Ava Ariana Bang and I love sports and everything that makes you sweaty!

Hello there! I’m Belle Isoda Bang and as you know, I have 2 bigger sisters and 1 little sister. (If you read the ones above mine which are my bigger sisters work.)

Hello. I’m Grace Gabrielle Bang. Bye!

If you are really observant, you should already know that my handwriting is the best in all of us and then that means that I’m the best sister here!

I think what Emily was trying to say is that mom lets us all 4 sisters write in one Journal! (it’s actually a diary but I don’t want to call it that.) And sometimes I don’t want to write something private in here because all my sisters can read it and it won’t be private anymore. Right?

Guys, do you think that we shouldn't just write our feelings in here so other siblings can help you out but turn this Diary into a communication thing thing that I see sometimes in the movies.

Uhh. You meen thows princess movies that you wach? I’d rather watch Poopy Panda more than that.

Yeah, and it’s not even boring. I would call it “Fantastic Fantasy!” By the way, I think Poopi Panda is really boring.

you wrote Poopy Panda whrong and worst, you thingk that Poopy Panda is boring?!

Because it is.

Well I dont thingk its boring. 

Well that’s what you think, and what I think is Princess Belle’s movie is the best because I’m the main character!

Guys! Stop pulling this notebook out of each other’s hands, it’s me and Emily’s turn now! And stop fighting!

dont We are not fighting, right Belle?

Yeah, we’re not. And please don’t tell mom.

Hey Grace, what exactly is Poopy Panda? And Belle, what is the princess movie that has you in it, and how did ya get in the movie, and how did you be the main character. Tell Me Everything. I’m serious.

Well Poopy Panda is literally the best cartoon a kid could wach and its a Panda that saves the day by pooping on the bad guys like gut butt, ratts reculator.

I actually wanted Belle’s answer first but whatever.

Well you mentioned my question first when you wrote!

Grace, why do you like to start a sentence with “well”?

Hello, Belle, I’m still waiting for an answer!

She went to the toilet.

Maybee she really wants to be like Poopy Panda so she went to poop.

Don’t be rude Grace!

Hi, sorry what was the question again Emily?

Go to page… IDK. Just go to the pages that you haven’t read yet.

K. 

Hey! I did not go poop Grace! I just went to wash my hands, I was eating gummies remember?

Sorry.

My answer, Belle?

Why are you really interested to hear about that answer, Emily?

Yeah why?

I’ll tell you when you tell me that answer.

So the movie is called Beauty and the Beast. I was not in the movie but the main character had the same name as me. And it’s not like I went to be the cast in that movie or something, also, that movie was created before I was even born!

Now your answer, Emily?

I don’t think that I’ll be telling you anymore. 

No, you have to.

Yeah, you promised!

No I didn’t.

You guys didn’t give me the dairy for age already! What are you guys writing about?

We don’t have a dairy farm in here or somewhere, and age has to have an “s” on the back. And go read it yourself.

I dont cair. 

guys, what is the answer that Emily has to tell you?

She didn’t tell us yet. Ha, Emily! Now everyone wants to hear your answer!

Well not everybody, Belle doesn’t want to hear it!

Who said that I didn’t want too, I really want too!

Bye, GTG!

Wait. Emily hasn't seen the movie Beauty and the Beast yet? That means we have to watch it tonight!

is who even wants to wach tat! Its so borig!

Well I want too!

Why don’t we just watch Ice Hockey instead?

becaus evey one want to wach Poopy Panda, not Ic Hoky or Booty and the beest! (well I would like to wach “BOOTY” and the BEEST! but not the one belle said!)

Hey! Look! Emily’s back! Guys. Where did you go?

I’m gonna close this notebook now.

I seriously don’t know why everybody just left the room. I guess I’ll just write why I wanted to know Belle’s thing so much in here. After all, there’s no one in here. Ok. So why I wanted to know so much is because I thought Belle really got in the movie, like literally. And I wanted to be a STAR in a movie too, so I asked her how she got in that movie and also, I want to be the STAR or the MAIN CHARACTER in my movie too. That’s why.

GTG.

Good, what did she write in here just now. I just came back and I’ll go get Belle and Grace so we could all read Emily’s note here. It’s good news that Emily left us a note to read. Really hope it’s about, “the question!”

Can you reed it for me? I’m lazy.

Go read it yourself, poops.

Hey! Don’t call me poops, Belly button!

Poops, don’t call me belly button!

Actually, you guys fighting this time really gave me a fascinating idea! We could all have code names like Belle could be belly button like Grace said, and Grace could be poop like Belle said!

Well that is a good idea for a name like poops for grace, Icky, but belly button doesn’t fit well for me.

How doesn’t it fit you belly button?! I think its perlfekt for you becaus belly is like your nam but add a y to your nam!

Why don’t we just think of our names ourselves!

That’s what I was trying to tell you guys the whole time! And besides, I’m not Icky, got it Belle?

Fine. What should my name be?

Oh I now! My name could be Poopypanda!

I said MY name, not yours but that’s why I called you Poops, poopie panda has “poops” in its name!

At leest you have a poynt. But you wrot poopy panda whrong agan!

I always have a point to things. And you write things the wrong way way more than me. And so, my name. I was thinking like ArtsyFartsy or something like that. Ooh! Ooh! Should my name be artsmaster! Or freshcanvas! Which one do you guys think is best?

I think that artyfartsy is the best one becas theres the wordd fartsy in it. You get it, lke farts! Hahaha!

I kind of like artsmaster because you are really good at art and you can teach art to others and they’ll call you artsmaster! Or something like that.

And Well I think I’ll go with ArtsyFartsy but with an @ sign in the front and underscore at the back, like this. @ArtsyFartsy_

That a greet name @ArtsyFartsy_! But wait until you here mine! 

Then what’s yours, poops?

Hey don’t call me Poops! And you ar stil… um..

Quickly choose a name or I’ll call you poops!

Okay! My name is going to be gamergirlHD-6|2@(3

 That is a really looong name gamergirlHD-6|2@(3! I think my name is going to be #sweatbetsports.

That’s a great name #sweatbetsports!

Thanks @Artsyfartsy_

Hey guys, lets make up a funny name for emily and prak her!

Great idea, gamergirlHD-6|2@(3!

Guys, how about biglipemily for Emily’s name?

I love that!

Emilys comig! Lets strat writing her name in the notebook to repesent her in 3, 2, 1!!!!!!!!!! 

Hey guys, what’s going on?

Hey biglipemily!

Yeah welcome back biglipemily!

Was gonna write the same thing to biglipemlily!

Hey! I’m not biglipemily! I’m emily if you guys forgot! And stop calling me that!

What are we supost to call you then if we dont call you biglipemlily?

gamergirlHD-6|2@(3 is right.

Yeah, #sweatbetsports just said it.

Stop calling me that! And who’s #sweat bet sports and gamer girl HD whatever!!!!!

I am soooo sick of you guys, I just went to the toilet for a moment and now you’re pranking meeeee!!!!! Uuuuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I hate this.

Knkkkknknkjkjnkjkkkjkkjkjkjkjkknnknknknkknkkjknkk

dsdsdsdsdsdsfjdsfkjddjdjdjhdhdhfjdjsksddfdsfdjfdfhdfjhfhdsff…..HA

Guys! Did I ever tel you that I want a niw Poopy Panda toy!

A new one! Seriously, gamergirlHD-6|2@(3 you have too many poppy panda toys already! Why do you need any more! It’s filling up our room! You know we share a room right? So no more pooppy panda toys or else!

you speld Poopy panda rong agan @Artsyfartsy_! its poopy panda!

I don’t care! But no more poopy panda toys!!! I’m getting really sick of them.

then no more art stuf fore yo. im getin sik of taht stuf to. if yuo dont let mee get poopy panda ten i wont let you ger art thing.

Not my art stuff! At Least i keep my stuff organized, not like you, you literally throw everything on the floor! And I don’t like it. You can get a new toy if mom lets you but just keep it organized and always on your side, never mine! Okay????

fine! But i can kep it on the flor on miy sayd of teh room. your note teh bos of evrytingh!

Fine. but only on your side of the room, not mine or I will kill you!

Okay myss neet! I wil folowe yuor rools!

Guys, stop arguing again, it’s taking so much space in the notebook! @Artsyfartsy_ and GamergirlHD-612(3, you can use duct tape to tape where the middle of your rooms are, and then next time you would know if it crossed the middle of the room or not. That’s just a little thing I called “tips from #sweatbetsports”! And that’s also how biglipemily does it.

Hey! Stop calling me that! Every single one of you just has to stop! I’m getting tired and mad about it! Understood?

yes biglipemily!

We sure do biglipemily, My old pal!

I understand you completely, biglipemily!

Ugghhhhhh!!!! You guys!!!!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The End.

(Or is it?)

The Bang Girls.

Emily, Ava, Belle, and Grace are the Bang girls. They are sisters but each and one of them have a totally different personality. Emily loves fashion, Ava loves sports, Belle loves art, and Grace loves technology. One day, their mother bought them a diary to write all their feelings inside, but it turned out to be a communication center. The girls write about lots of things inside the diary. Like how Ava prefers to call it a ‘notebook’ rather than a diary, and how Emily is jealous of Belle. They pranked each other and wrote until the very end of the notebook. What other things would they write in the notebook? Secrets, maybe?

Author's Note

written: Mar 2020