vaishnava banter

A chat between me and devotee of lord

Alan! whacha doin here?
juss chantin n havin prasadam
whacha doin brothr?
juss busy in borin humdrum

come with me to gasp the god
money is mah only lord
money cnt buy happiness dear
but it certainly keeps away fear

fear frm wat? u gonna die one day
till then lemme enjoy dis way
o come on sush! dis is a dog's life
Alan will u plz convince mah wife?
that's y ma dear I didn't marry
u were wise,i gotta load to carry
pity on u dis life is wasted
dun worry Alan, I can't taste it