Comedious Commentarious :Communication Device

I was inspired  to write this humorous short story to express what turn me off about cell phones.

I find Cell  Phone can be annoying if the user doesn't practice common courtesy  to the people around them,when they use their Cell Phone.

 There is a man who grew tired of his friends obsession with his cell phone.   Every time they got together to go out,the man's friend would always talk about his quest to obtain the latest cell phone technology , and their time together would  get  interrupted by his friend's cell phone.   Once his friend received a call, he had a habit of ignoring other people around him,and would spend a  hour talking to the person who called him.

  So one day the man ran up to his friend with the cell phone obsession, and says," Hey I just purchased the latest and greatest communication device ."

 His friend asked with excitement and curiosity  in his voice ,"Which cell phone did you  buy?"

  The man replies, " I purchased a new device that come with a box of matches,a bag of wood,a blanket, and a instruction book on how to send and read Navajo Indian smoke signals. 

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo Nov 14, 2010