Comedious Commentarious : The Difference Between Cougars And Monsters

I was inspired to write this short humorous  story, by how discussed I am with the epidemic of relative morality that is spreading like wild in our pop culture.

Two retired perverts are sitting on the porch at a retirement center.  They are discussing how things have changed since the good old days.

The first man says to his inmate," Woman have come a long way with the Woman liberation movement."

The second man replies," Yes sir, But I think men are starting to regress with equality with woman."

The first man asks," How you figure?"

The second man replies,'' Well it is now popular  for old woman to chase after young men.   They are give a cool name,they are called cougars.  

But If a old man chases after a young woman, they are call monsters,and every one in the village picks up their pitch forks and lights their torches, to hunt down and kill  the old man.   

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo12/19/2010