Ding Dong Ditch Vegan Style

A Humorous look at a prank being done vegan style.

You now how normal pranksters Will place a flaming bag of dog doo on a person's porch , than ring the door bell and run for cover behind a bush. To laugh in a ridiculing manner, as the victim tries to stamp out the fire.
Here is the vegan style of Ding dong Ditch. Vegan pranksters place a defrosted pork shoulder on the porch, rings the door bell, than they run to hide , to laugh at the victim. But to their surprise the home owner picks up the meat off the porch , put it on their back yard grill , and throws a block party.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 02/15/2019