Can You Imagine Hillary Clinton Applying for A Job As President Of A Hotel Chain ?

humorous story about how bad experience is worse then having no experience ,when it come to applying for a job.

Can You Imagine Hillary Clinton Applying for A Job As President Of A Hotel Chain ?

The interviewer for the position would go something like this.
The HR interviewed would first shake her hand and offer her a chair to sit down, then ask, “May I call you Hillary?
She replies, “Certainly not! “
“You may address me as Madam Secretary Of State Clinton!”
The interview start Reading off Hillary’s Resume.
“I see you are applying for the President’s Position of our hotel chain .”
“Well let’s take a look at you resume.”
“I see you were First lady 1993-2001, during the Buba Clinton Presidency”
“I have to say Madam Secretary, I don’t remember you, but I thought Monica Lewinsky was First lady.”
“It says here that you were a Senator of New York 2001-2009”
“I have to claim ignorance, but during you time as Senator, I have not heard any bills you got made into law, or make contribution to our country that have befitted our country and its people.”
“I see you were Secretary of State during the Obama administration.”
“Which you have fail to grant protection for an U.S. embassy in Benghazi that resulted in an Ambassador and his staff end up being killed plus a CIA post destroyed were military special forces member lost their live trying to defend it.”
“Your Foreign policies have weakened our military forces to be able to protect our nation and its allies.
“With you policies we are disrespected by our enemies, and our allies don’t trust us.”
“Madam Secretary Clinton, with you experience we don’t think you are qualified to be the President of Our Hotel Chain.”
But Chin Up Madam Secretary, With your Experience, With White Water, Travel Gate, File Gate and the Clinton foundation, we would like to offer you a job as Head administrator of our laundry department.”
It is Clear Have pristine talent in laundering money.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo Nov 2 2016

Reviews

[mattavelli]

Hi, Steven! :)
I voted for her yesterday. I heckled the trumptards on the way back to my car.
Your story is fun. Is the interviewer a first generation immigrant? Your use of "you" instead of "your" sent me there. I like the launder/laundry joke.