My Little Princess The Movie Star

My Little Princess The Movie Star

A Story by Stephen J. Vattimo
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This is a short humorous story about a would be father's remedy for fending of boys who would try to round third base with his teenage daughter.

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People say there is nothing that can prepare a father for when his sweet little princess will grow up enough to start dating boys.    Well I say always plan ahead.    So if i had a daughter I would record movies of my little princess when she is at the age where she believe God put a candy store in side her nose.     Then when she at the age when boys will come around to the house to take her out on a date, I will sit down the young suitor and show him some of the movies of  when my little princess use to chow down at the candy store that was in her nose, hoping this will discourage him from playing tonsil hockey with my daughter.   

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
23,January 2015  

© 2015 Stephen J. Vattimo


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Added on January 24, 2015
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Tags: humor, short story, creative writing, daughter, princess, candy store, movies, dating, boyfriends, hockey, tonsils, prepare, fear, fathers, chow down, stephen j vattimo, surealworld