Do The Elves  build toys or Nike Sneaker

Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker

A Story by Stephen J. Vattimo
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I responded, " So the story of the Elve building all the toys that Sata Claus delivers to the good boys and girl every Christmas is just a cover up story..

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One day at work, I issued some equipment to a technician,who after putting it in a bag and slung the bag over his shoulders.   As he started to walk away,I said, "Have a nice day Santa Claus."
He responded, " I heard the true story about Santa Claus is that he was a man who broke into houses by going down the Chimneys, then rape the woman,kill the men,steal the content of the house,and abduct the children".
I responded, " So the story of the Elves building all the toys that Sata Claus delivers to the good boys and girls every Christmas is just a cover up story for Santa Claus owning and running a NIke Sneaker  factory in Taiwan that runs on a workforce made up of abducted children who are forced into slave labor.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
November 1,2014

© 2014 Stephen J. Vattimo


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Having a sense of humor is a pressure control suit God has given us to protect our sanity from the crushing pressures of the dark side of the world that is out to crush us.


Posted 10 Years Ago


You have a sense of humor, Stephen J, to say "Have a nice day Santa Claus" Both these men have a sense of humor.

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Added on November 2, 2014
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