Simple SolutionA Story by Stephen J. Vattimo Short humors story about a simple solution to relieve sever illness. One day I was feeling so ill while I was at work,I thought I might be having a heart attack. My whole abdominal area had sever craps,it felt like a horse kicked me and someone was stabbing me in the stomach at the same time. While having pain in my chest, followed with sweating. After work I went to a Patient First Medical Clinic to have some tests done to find out what was wrong with me. Well after running up a $120.00 medical bill ,which included EKG , X-Rays,and oxygen monitoring. The result of the tests? I just need to pay someone $0.50 to pull my finger so I could fart. Written by Stephen J. Vattimo May 14 2014
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Added on May 14, 2014 Last Updated on May 14, 2014 Tags: humorous short stories, funny joke, stand up comic, creative writing, ekg, x rays, stephen j vattimo, surealworld, illness, farting, grass pains, costly medical bill, chest pain, stomach pain, sweatin Author
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