Bobbing For Apples

Short humorous story about the oldest profession in history, holding a fund raiser to help the needy in their community.

A group of prostitutes want to show the people of their city that just like any other good citizen, they cared about their community, and wanted to contribute to the welfare of the city.

So the prostitutes decided they would put together a Halloween carnival  as a fund raiser to give money to organizations that helped place orphans children in families that  wanted to adopt them.

One of the booths at their carnival was bobbing for apples in a  prostitute's  vaginia .

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

3/15/2014