A Standing Ovation For The Chef

A short humorous story about a man who while on a romantic date with his wife discovers a clue that he needs to lose weight.

A man and His wife are sitting in a five star restaurant,trying to rekindle the flames of romance. They just got done eating their dinner and now they are sipping on a glass of desert wine while the waiter is placing their deserts in front of them.

Out of no where the man tell his wife ,"" Honey, I really got to loose some weight!

"I need to go on a diet, and start doing exercises like buns Of Steel or Butt Busters."

His wife ask," What is going on with you ? " " Out of no where you start talking about having a weight problem." " I have always thought you were comfortable with your self!"

The man replies," Well Honey I just farted, and my butt cheeks applauded the chef who had prepared our meals this evening.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

Feb 14, 2014