College Blues

To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine'

I'm always tired and

I have no money

My jeans don't fit cuz I eat out

My friends have left me to have some fun and

I am feelin' lonely now

 

I left my man and

A man has left me

So I see no reason why

Go on and try to talk me out of it

But I think I'll lay down my head and cry

 

I am my sunshine

My only sunshine

Nothin' makes me happy

When skies are gray

If I keep eating, to hide my sorrows

I will weigh 300 in May

 

The school I go to

Makes me wanna smoke too

And do illegal stuff like speed

And since that's what all the kids do

My only question is how much will I need?

 

I need some time out

Yes that's for certain

But no ordinary flu will do

So yes please put me, into a coma

And don't wake me up until June

 

I am my sunshine

My only sunshine

One thing makes me happy

When skies are gray

Cuz if it's raining and kinda cloudy

My radio might decinde to work that day ;)

 

Author's Note

This came after a really rough day, and it made laugh, so mission accomplished!

Reviews

[THE LOST ROSE]

Some humor! I like your versatile style. You live in the moment and you are able to bring your readers to that moment with you. That is special and that is your strength. Don't lose that! I think all the great writers have that ability. I wish i could do what you guys do but I can't. I am having fun reading only your material tonight.

[Daniel]

ROFL. This was hilarious. I forgot the tune to "You are My Sunshine" for a moment, then I finally remembered it and began to sing the song to myself. =D

Great job! I'm sorry you had a rough day. :( But at least you were able to turn it around by laughing at something you wrote. =D

WRITE ON! ;)