Bi polar

A woman says to her husband....

"Do these jeans make me look fat?

The man says Oh boy... whats the answer to that?

He decides to say " NO Honey those jeans make you look great!"

When the other girls see's their sure to hate!

She replies "So know you comparing me to other girls" 

Well I see now what you want......... a skimpy young T**d.

Your eyes lie upon Someone besides me.

Well then for that I hope you reap.

And there stands the husband with raging confusion.

What had he done... he said not but eight positive words.

He had not made it seem to compare her to other girls.

Next thing you knew... CRASH out came his clothes through the window.

His 55 inch TV performing the show's final Blow.

All the neighbors peaked threw their spying peak holes.

Not surprised to see the drama came from the Tomfulls.

Then came divorce... time for the split

And there stood poor husband still in shock

Then the knews hit

All he had left was a pair of socks!

Yes she took everthing..

she was rolling in money! All because of eight little words,

Yes she was an old Love conniving T**D honey! 

Reviews

[Oddly]

Wow this is really funny. You had me rocking off my chair in laughter! You should write more!