All Roses Have Thorns

2nd(final) segment of part 1

[Buzzer sounds] "David Pettymouth Thomson get here this instant". The day has finally come, I shall kill myself before Suzzie does and note: I personally hate weddings I'm not a romantic guy, in fact back in high school the most romantic thing I've ever done was to kiss my ex girlfriend selly... on the cheek, for doing my homework. I've never been a ladies man but I'm very certain I'm not gay either. "I need to see your suit! Show me" said Suzan with excitement. Well what had happened was, I went t.. "David! Please tell me you have the suit!". She sounded so furious and I'm quite sure I heard something very grizzly speaking inside her or my imagination is running faster than I should be to the nearest boutique. Well now that I think of it, I had the greatest weekend of my life, I even got another job, it doesn't even qualify to be called a job. Rose and Lily were ironically hookers that owned a brothel called 'vixen for fixing' it works differently from any other brothel or prostitute house. All they do is hire males that are willing to have sex with lonely rich cougars or desperate rich wives, its just a simple 'Call-&-Satisfy business'. I have a meeting with FutureFox23 this coming wednesday. I had to make a decision between my 9-5. Of which feels like 24 hours straight on a daily basis with a minimum salary, that my boss probably spends on doughnuts and bagels. And that always reminds me of why I hate that fat b*****d with small korean eyes, massive cheeks and pointy nose, like a typical white fellow american. My room is very messy, pieces of lemon on my glass coffee table, clothes on the floor and stacks of take out boxes on my marble blue kitchen counter, I really am an average joe I should get my new year's resolutions in check. After a 30 minutes bath session, Suzzie seems to have given me a reason to go to her wedding [A note on my fridge door read " Pettymouth I know your life is on your phone, come get it. PS your soon to be married in a few hours sister"]. I always hated the pettymouth name! Now I know how adam feels about that corny joke I always make. I need to get my phone, so that means I have to go to the wedding. "How about this Cobalt blue one,it comes with a complimentary tie and socks to match with" says the lady at 'Groom-Your-Bride boutique'. "Just give me anything lady! I need to get my phone!". She did not understand why I needed a suit to get my phone, because her expression said it all. "Dave you made it! Look at you all suited up. I like the colour" Says a charming gray eyed, muscular and well fitted tux gentleman that seemed to have met Dave. "Not now eddie! I need my sister, I need my phone", it sure felt like I was craving a drug because all I could think of was my phone and all the good clients I could be missing out on. Day went on I had my phone but something was missing and Eddie on the other hand is busy telling me about "...it is the best in the market, if I had 1, I'd be richer than him" it sounded like nonsense till he asked me thee question "So tell me Dave are you good with gardening". I froze had a flashback and came back to reality. "What makes you ask that, are also in on it" I asked curiously. "In on what? Nevermind you always talk rubbish, I'm talking about plants are you good at them". "Yes I am..?!" "Good, 13 jefferson street seattle". At that moment I felt like thomas is going to be busy for the next couple of weeks. " ...Oh Dave, prepare to get your hands dirty, and this is different from our competitors and its bigger than the market itself".