All Roses Have Thorns

Time out! After a long day in the office as I'm about to leave."See you tomorrow adam and make sure to greet your eve-ill fiancee" then dodges a pen that flew across the room "Dave that joke is old man, give it a rest" "see you buddy". Well it sure is a good day to clock out on payday, I need to get me a good hooker and couple of beers while I'm at it. And then it hit me... I've been doing this for some time now I should put an end to it, the guy at the corner store knows my routine now and the walk to my flat was strangely different today, cat lady isn't on the side walk asking for change, dude that swears at me just gazed at me like I'm cindy, good heavens knows where that hooker is, last time I saw her she had clothes on that was thee most odd day of my life but I seem to feel like today is going on the top of my list, judging from all the things I'm running across today speaking of which this has to be my luckiest day! here I am at my door step and what do I see? TWINS!? Only thomas knows my fetish for twins and to let you in a little secret, thomas is my third leg (if you know what I mean). "Hello ladies" said dave with a confident voice and a perverted smile, "Hi" the twins responded in sync. My name is dave what's yours? referring to both the twins. "I'm Rosemary, and I'm lily" as soon as they said that my brain just went to my archive in the back of my head and got a pick-up line I heard from a movie and thought I should give it a shot. "Nice names and its funny that I like flowers so can I make it rain on those tulips", They both looked at each other and I felt like I shouldn't have said that, just as I was about to redeem myself with an apology they both had a cute chuckle just then I felt like I hit the jackpot. Mind you I just got payed so all that I'm thinking of right now, is spending my money, now these tulips just gave me a good reason on how to spend it. I flinched my contact service card "Here's my number please call m.." Lily interrupted quickly "wait err.. Dave you said right? Are you by any chance good with gardening". Now its either, I'm love struck so bad that I find it provocative what she said or she just asked me a trick question judging from the mere fact that we live in a city where the only time I get to see plants is when I go to a funeral or wedding, which reminds me that I need to buy a suit for suzan's wedding. "Yes I know my way around gardening but haven't done that in the last 15 years that I've moved here to Meddiegrove. its a city with no sense of nature if you ask me" "hmm well 15 jafferson street seattle meet us there and prepare to be dirty" Rosemary responded and they walked away like they gliding through thin air.