Two Words About Me

My own nod at the faggoty-a*s "list fad" that's going on. Here ya go teens, enjoy this response to your lameness.

F**K

OFF

Author's Note

Enough said.

Reviews

[justjenn_2u]

I agree and say that to most of the world. Love ya man.

[Holly Mason]

gets right to the point!
thank you for sharing

[Tate Morgan]

Short and sweert a distalation of a page worth of rants thank you for refining it

[Kaylor Mason]

Very short and to the point. It's good that you're a writer that doesn't mince words :)

[KAOlmsted]

Ha! I f*****g HATE those lists! My status line the other day read "1 Fact about me: I will never under any circumstance read 100 facts about you"...Absolute f*****g garbage. Good on ya, boyo.

[John Stussy]

Haha, glad you appreciate this as well Kimmer. Got more ticked with each random teen that messaged me asking me to read their stupid list. Apparently they hadn't seen the f**k off on my bio, so I figured this should do the trick. Damned attention w****s.

[KAOlmsted]

As though we might give a toss.

[Icelanna]

Considering your an adult whom dislikes the work of us "teenagers" this is a very immature response, I didn't realize being an adult made you better than us, considering how you describe your state to the world in your bio. Maybe you should take the advice of what you typed above and back off the youth, considering they are the future which is encouraged in every school curriculum.

[John Stussy]

Well, considered that several of the teens writing such pieces like that w***e themselves out for attention, and messaged me asking me to read their lists (which usually weren't even worth considering writing I might add, what with how many of the idiots either don't know the differences between their/there/they're or to/two/too, and other such simplistic grammatical errors) despite the warning on my bio to refrain from coming near me, I would say this was quite warranted indeed. Some of you may be intelligent, but a lot of what I've seen of you younger lot makes me quite concerned for the future. I've never seen such an attention-needy, idiocy-promoting bunch of buffoons in all my studying of history. Aye, everyone's stupid when they're younger but the majority of your generation is just flat-out retarded. This was meant as a message to those needy attention w****s. I was certain that if they came along my page they'd see this, read it, and hopefully get the goddamned message that I don't want to read their "writing." If you're one of the few who actually writes original-thought-out, well-crafted stories then this obviously isn't addressed at you, but if you're one of those list writing attention w****s, kindly take the advice in this piece and f**k off, thanks much.

[Icelanna]

I understand that mainstream writing is boring and repetitive but there is a little thing called tact in life where you can handle things appropriately and not - for lack of a better phrase - piss people off. You don't have to respond to anything anyone sends you nor do you have to accept the friend requests that are sent to you - doing so aggravates you, so why do it? Ignore them if they annoy you so much - since this website is mainly full of younger people. I get they can be annoying sometimes but there isn't a need to say it. At for the generation and "w****s" who get attention - this piece is designed to grab attention off the people you "don't" like - therefore attracting them to you in the first place, thus inviting us to annoy you further because you've insulted us. Considering you hate the attention of them - you're grabbing them and therefore are no better than the "w****s" you despise.
If you don't like the work of teenagers then why don't you up the age on your bio to over twenty - even I am "old enough" to add you as a friend. Stop drawing it in in the first place if you don't want it.

[AnonymousLad]

Brilliant, nice one. I wouldn't mind these lists if they were actually honest:
"LOOK AT ME! TELL ME I'M INTERESTING!"

PS: As a teenager, I'd like to apologise on behalf of my age-group, and hope you don't hold it against all of us.

[Jo March]

This needed to be said. Thank you

[Akira Kodama]

Very nice.

[Frieda P]

LMFAO ;-)