Diuretics

Humorous look at the problems of aging.

I'm on a diuretic

And one thing is for sure

The only thing i cannot pass

Is the men's room door

I drink a lot but that's not good

I cannot take a trip

Cuz when I go, I really go

Not just little drips

Don't block my way 

I'll knock you down

To get where I must go

Diuretics rule my life

And they run the show

My legs look great

They do not swell

There's no more water weight

But that was not always the case

My ankles would dilate

I do not use adult diapers

I'm in control you know

Unless of course

There is no place

To go when I must go

Getting old is so much fun

But when the day is through

I know my place 

In this big world

It's in stall number two.

Reviews

[Robin]

You have me thinking of my Dad . Poetic with a capital P

( I know that was bad , but hey , the door was open )

a fun write to read .