Deluded Jihadi.

Let me introduce a young Arab fool

An insane young Jihadi named Abdul

He joined a terrorist Al Qaeda cell

To send all the infidels straight to Hell

He got all of his training in Iran

And then went fighting in Pakistan

He followed all the teachings of his prophet Mo'

In the hope he can sleep with seventy hos

He shot young girls who went to school

And stoned any girl who broke their rule

He defended Muslim men's property rights

To keep their women covered out of sight

He hated infidels, Christians and Jews

Buddhists, Sikhs, and all the Hindus

He would unite the whole world under Islam

And kill everyone else in his grand master plan

He eventually moved to a country in the West

Whose democratic rule he doth loudly protest

He wanted it replaced with Sharia law

Their constitutional freedoms a serious flaw 

While he had fought for the Taliban

They taught him to fight like a real man

Sneakily place hidden bombs to explode

Wherever innocent people do abode

His mind was still back in medieval times

When thinking logically was a serious crime

He was scared of women's rights ascending

So he beat them all down or a little beheading

Knowing there's no logic to his idiot claims

He then has to resort to blowing up planes

Scaring the hell out of free thinking fools

Thinking that terror can make all the rules

Such people have never learned from history

That rule by terror and not being free

Has caused many a society to fail

And the fall of their creed was the end of the tale