Aah Spiders!

This is why we shouldn't kill spiders.

       I was about to flip my burgers, when I saw a huge black spider dangling from my deck. I ran, and tumbled down the ravine in my backyard.

       I awoke in a city populated by humanoid spiders. All the buildings were made out of spider webs. 

       I was approached by a female spider with pigtails. She was wearing a backpack. "It's a human! Daddy, kill it! Kill it!"

       I was chased by a muscular spider with a beard. He was trying to smash me with an enormous book. 

       "Hey! Up here!" a tiny voice called out. There was a colony of humans living in the trees. One of them tossed down a rope ladder. "Here, climb up..."