Silly Animals

This is a story about the silliest animals I have ever seen.

        This story is about the silliest animals I have ever seen in my life.

        My grandmother had a friend that lived in Pennsylvania, who had a Collie named Randall. If she would leave a

cigarette in the ashtray, this dog would grab it, and walk around with it, in his mouth.

        My grandmother also had a friend who lived in Medina, who had a black lab named Sugar. This dog liked opera

music, and he would howl along with it.

        My uncle has a doxen named Eddie, that seems to be afraid of the piano. Every time someone hits a (piano)

key, he will bark hysterically, and attack the piano.

        My old neighbor had a black and white kitten, that used to like chewing on my toes. I don't know why. I have

nasty feet!

        My black kitten Midnight, used to grab at me with his paws, to trip me, when I went down the stairs.

        My friend has a Maine Coon kitten, that likes to chew on my hair.

        I have another friend, who has a gray cat named Smoky, that would grab dirty socks out of the laundry basket,

and carry them around the house. They must taste like fish or something. YUCK!