Wag of the Wa

This is a poem about a type of fairy.

Wave you ever met the Wag of the Wa?

The most mysterious fairy I ever saw

Invoke him by swinging a pot hook

Drink anything stronger than ale

and he'll give you a dirty look

He'll cough angrily if you get drunk

Leave a messy house and you'll

be out of luck

Don't get too appalled by his looks

A grisly old man with crooked legs

He has a tail; but he was born that way

With his bright red coat

You should recognize him plain as day