Condoms

A playful rhyme with a bit of a lesson

Orange, strawberry, banana too
I'll wrap this treasure just for you
A tasty delight between sweet lips
And better still between honeyed hips

Latex in colors, a wide array
To keep nasty germs quite at bay
Slide into it quick, don't be too shy
It can't be that hard to be a guy

Trojan and Lifestyles and even Durex
Make such lovely things just for sex
Colors that shimmer and wrappers that glow
Tickles and textures to make her say "oh!"

Raincoat, glove, sheath and sock
Nicknames abound for wrapping your c**k
And there those who want to be slick
And 'forget' to cover that darling dick

But remember girls, it's safety first
No condom for him.. you'll be ready to burst
With a cute baby girl or maybe a boy
All for forgetting to clothe his toy.

Reviews

[Red_Queen]

Oh great piece . It had me laughing the whole time. But while making me laugh It also conveyed a really big issue right now.
Great job.