Ha ha not a poem now what?

So here it goes I am going to say it, I write everything in here so here it is, all my life people just thought I was so differnt, well s**t what can I say I am differnt, I'm the type of person to not sit there and talk s**t about people just because the situation calls for it, this stupid b***h I knew was my friend for years and then when it was in her best interest she stoped being my friend because she wanted something from my sister, then when my sister had nothing to offer her she came running back to me, Ahhhhhh yeah sure b***h I would just love to be your friend, so I was a friend to her anyways even though it got me in to some s**t anyways (What the hell is wrong with me?) you would think I would learn the first time? So after all that I was her friend and this stupid lil dick head was sexually harrasing me at work and Sarah took his side because she wanted to get down his pants WOW what a hoe, can you sleep at night b***h, so I tolded her to go f**k her self ha ha funny funny w***e.
             Then you would think that I would of learned the first time with s**t head friends like that, So I invited this guy I knew for a long time (James) to come and spend Thanksgiving with me and my family well when he got out here he told me that he had no money for a motel or money to get home and plus he no longer had a home to go to, So as a f*****g friend I said that we have no problem to help out a friend, Well then he told me that he wanted to be with me so I was like Ummmmmm no and I tried to hook him up with my cuz Sara , Well so he started to hit on me and Sara all the time he was saying stuff like I like you so much and all this sweet stuff so I was considering being with him cuz you know its hard not to start to like someone when there saying the sweet a*s s**t he was saying, So I told him and he knew but then he thought he would f**k with me and Sara at the same time and it was all hells a fucked up. Then he started to tell me all these f*****g lies and s**t all the f*****g time about the most retared stuff (I hate f*****g lil liers). So then he started to steal s**t from my house, yeah like it wasn't enough that he was staying me and I trusted him not to do that s**t, (What a f*****g thief a*s b***h) f**k that s**t hes the type of person that I would beat the s**t out of because he is a lil b***h, I wish he was gone right now but thank god he will be on monday yeah !!!!!!!!!!!! Peace the f**k out you stupid a*s b***h never come back or your going to get slapped the f**k up by me mother f****r ha ha, And man you should see him hes a f*****g ugly a*s b***h too I'm way to cute for him anyway, I hope he gets jumped in Utah and they shave his a*s bald:O Friend Friend Friends that word means nothing to me anymore (What friends?) P***y ha ha

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This piece shows anger in a funny way

I laughed a lot .. though the situation in this story is serious

I enjoyed this reading a lot .. :)

I read that twice, it's so funny:

"So then he started to steal s**t from my house, yeah like it wasn't enough that he was staying me and I trusted him not to do that s**t, (What a f*****g thief a*s b***h) f**k that s**t hes the type of person that I would beat the s**t out of because he is a lil b***h, I wish he was gone right now but thank god he will be on monday yeah !!!!!!!!!!!! Peace the f**k out you stupid a*s b***h never come back or your going to get slapped the f**k up by me mother f****r ha ha, And man you should see him hes a f*****g ugly a*s b***h too I'm way to cute for him"