Randomness

A Chapter by Greek Geek

complete randomness that I came up with in ten minutes.

Well when you last read my journal (Not Really that just sounded good.) I had just finished yelling at Mustang to make truffles then a marshmellow came and ate his head. Then I ate pumpkin pie and my mum hade fruit loops on instead of earrings which made me think of luky charms for some odd reason, then there was a POP and I was in an insane asylum, inside of a giant clear hamsterball that was covered in little clear sucktion cups, so that I could roll my way to the ceiling, then hang there and rock back and forth until the ball falls to the ground, so that I can start the process over again. But apparently Joker had a different idea, he had started to throw darts at me, then my temper snaped and I broke out of my bubble and lunged at my cell mate with the concealed knife that was really my auto-mail left arm that I had transmuted into a wickedly sharp blade and I nearly missed decapitated the lunatic, sadly enough. He then burst out in hysterical laughter while the gaurds rushed in to restrain me but they failed miserably, one of the poor boys getting a nasty cut on the shoulder as I spun around and made a mad dash for the door. Then the alarms started and about 20 or so guys ran at me from just about every direction, sadly none of them had spent practicly their whole life running rooftops or scaling buildings in an attempt to avoid the street police and a couple of nasty gangs that I had a "slight" disagreement with. Yeah I know shocking that little ol' me could get on someones bad side *evil innocent angel face*. So basicly I ran head on twords the up coming gaurds, then at the very last minute I used my momentum to jump up and use a guys shoulder to raise myself up to where I could grab onto one of the support beams, I then swung myself up onto the beam and I was off. Racing over the criss-crossed beams with gaurds yelling angrily at the fact that they couldn't seem to find a ladder (that was because there were none, the whole building for the most part was automated so yeah, sucks to be them.) By now I have made my way to one of the only windows in the facility, the west side window, that looked over gotham city, New York, but that wasn't were I was going.

Authors Note: I might write more later but right now I'm done.

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