the fly

i walk in 

look at myself 

in the mirror

i grab a slice of paper

to put the seat down and

i see

this fly

so i pushed him into the well

and sat down on him

i thought..

Hmmm

maybe it is wrong 

to treat a creature so

then i figured

Well

life is tough

and i ain’t movin'

i hope he doesn’t

fly up my a*s

Reviews

[ANTO]

"Life is like pubic hairs on a toilet seat - eventually one gets pissed off"

This is very witty ssaimeri - keep em coming!
xD

[Jamestown]

Now, this is hilarious, my luck, that is exactly what would happen!
Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh, PTL!